Providing first rate spreadsheets of checklist items that we’ll dump on someone who actually knows what they’re doing
In today’s world, cyber security is paramount. At Tactical Mission Cyber Defense Solutions, our cyber security “services” bring a unique approach to the table. Instead of getting our hands dirty in the trenches of network defenses and firewalls, we prefer to stay clean and tidy in the world of spreadsheets.
Our dedicated team is adept at sending out exhaustive spreadsheets for the real technical professionals to fill out. These sheets are chock-full of probing questions about the security of your systems. Once these spreadsheets are completed, our team compiles them into impressive reports full of jargon and complex terminology. We then issue these reports as “findings” to give the illusion of progress and insight.
And what about resolving the issues identified in these findings? Well, we’re big believers in the saying, “Give a man a fish, and he’ll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he’ll eat for a lifetime.” So, we simply leave the resolution of these issues to the real experts, helping them grow and learn in their roles. After all, who are we to rob them of such valuable learning experiences?
Our top cyber security analysts specialize in
- Asking questions about systems that make no sense
- Keeping engineers on their toes by asking fun questions like “Please provide evidence that your cloud systems have mitigated risk of lightening strikes”
- Pretending to understand what their checklists are really asking about
- Not providing any details on how to mitigate POAMS
In addition to these specialties, we provide security professionals who have never once been involved in building software systems, so they can’t be influenced when engineers building systems attept to educate our security professionals on basic computer networking